Diary of a Moaf

About

Hi.
I'm Monica.
I'm also known as Mofo, or Moaf for short.
I like to bake.
Sometimes I take pictures, and people think they're pretty.
I like to dance when nobody's watching.
My friends are the world to me.
Jake the Dinosaur Boy is the only person who can make me feel beautiful.
Paula Balla is the Carly to my Sam.
When I'm bored, I make up soap operas in my head.
I want to own my own bakery one day.
I like to lay on the floor. It helps me think.
I'm deathly afraid of needles.
I'm fueled by caffeine and Adderall.
When I wear dresses, I feel girly.
Sometimes I sit and watch the rain.
I love arguing with people, but I hate physical violence.
I may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but I'm definitely the prettiest.
Sometimes I lie when it's not necessary.
I'm a nerd who's going to college two years earlier than everyone else her age.
And I'm constantly tripping over my own two feet.
So that's my story. Get over it.

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